Funny Story...

[Black Bear]

So I'm helping my wife do the dishes last night when the phone rings...

I pick it up.

"I'm trying to reach Jason." The guy says.

"That's me." I reply.

"I'm calling about the ad you placed recently. I'm visiting Knoxville from out of town and wanted to call when I got here. I was wondering if we could meet and talk about your ad." The guy says.

I thought this dude was calling about my guitars that I listed in the local newspaper and at various other places about town recently. I also thought it was one helluva wierd way to ask to see them. Out of curiosity I asked him which ad he was referring to. Then I get the shocker...

"I'm calling about the ad you placed on the board at West Knox News. Of all the ads there yours really stood out. You're wife's name is Lisa, right?"

Heres the kicker. West Knox News is a local pornography and adult toy store! :bug Evidently somebody put an ad about wife-swapping or something up there and either the ad had the wrong number or this guy did. Talk about freaky...

Incidentally, my wife's name is Heather, and we had a real good laugh about it. :nut

[Nelson F]

Yikes!!

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[hank]

iknownothinghank

:bh

[Gazza]

Thats scary!:eek:

[Black Bear]

Originally posted by hank
iknownothinghank

:bh

D'OH!

:bonk

:lol2

[guildx700~]

so....when is the meeting??

:^)

[Mike Hansen]

You gotta get down there and check the ad section! :lol2

[Freddy]

:eek:

Oh man,I can just picture the conversation that you'd be having if your wife would have picked up that phone instead of you......


"I SWEAR I didn't place an ad at the porn shop honey....HONEST":lol2

[Black Bear]

Oh dear. Hadn't thought about that one. The really spooky part is that he asked for someone with my first name. Coincidence? I sure hope so. I told my wife if we got another phone call like that I was going down there to confirm the phone number on the ad...